The room

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What more can be said about this gem. The only competing movie for all time b movie junk is birdemic. They try their best to make a straight movie and then fail spectacularly.

Never watch this alone either.

So the main guy johnny is having relationship trouble with his slut girlfriend. ┬áBut who cares. Here’s some character traits:

  • Johnny laughs at anything. And he starts every sentence with “oh hi”
  • Denny is a friend or something that wants to bang johnnys girl. And then tell johnny this. Fuck.
  • The girl bang johnnys best friend mark
  • Mark is banging his friends girl
  • The mother has cancer and no one gives a shit

So watch it. Make a drinking game out of it too. Everytime they throw a ball around, take a shot.