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Fuck this movie so hard.

This is the worst movie we have ever seen. This takes into account Turkish Spiderman and Foodfight. Fuck.

I don’t even know what the plot was. It was set in France in 2012 and there was some Jules Verne characters that are alive in modern times and they fight a giant octopus thats being a Godzilla in the city. The rest was a blur. The sound track or sound effects did not match the tone of the movie. It wasn’t even synced to the scenes. Then each scene was quickly cut to another and didn’t give you time to figure out what was going on. It supposed to have Christopher Lloyd and Sarah Michelle Gellar but we couldn’t detect their voices. There were four random kids that we’re picked to wear a Tron suit. We dont know who they were or why they were special or what the threat was. One kid farted a lot.

According to IMDB this movie has an alternate title: Fantastic 4Force. You know its bad when there are two titles. I don’t know if this was some bait title because I didn’t find an actual Fantastic Four in 2012. I wouldn’t be shocked. I think the title voice actors weren’t even here.

Should you watch it? Probably not. Unless you want to help find the reason this shit was made.