Day of the Warrior

dddotw

I have no idea whats going on. I really don’t give a shit about this movie. Watching all 12 and not waging war on our eyeballs was an achievement. We’re all glad that we’re done with all the Sidaris movies.

This 1996 Sidaris moving picture was the last one that he will expose to the world. It has the usual ‘actresses’, Rodrigo, dry humping, remote control toys, the Jeep, Jewel Panther.

L.E.T.H.A.L. stood for Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law. They make a point of this at the start by showing it a few times in shots.

Cobra, Scorpion and Black Widow are back as baddies. Didn’t they get killed in the last one?

Widow knocks a guy out with a boob.

The end is a wrestling match with the warrior guy. I still don’t know what he was doing in the movie.

Rodrigo has a beard like captain price from Call of Duty.

Should you watch it? Only if you’re 12 or you need to complete the set.

We talked about which of the 12 Sidaris movies was the best and the clear winner was Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It was the first one that we watched and also the one with the most memorable moments. The skateboarder, the 4-barrel bazooka, Ridge Forrester driving through walls, the snake, the ‘cancer infested rats’, the Frisbee and I’m sure theres more.

So Andy, fuck you and thank you.