We’re finishing our 12-pack of Andy Sidaris’ Girls Guns and G-Strings. This 1993 gem is one of the last few in the pack. Also, in these last few movies, the usual tropes are no there: Hope Marie, Dona Spier, Hawaii, the red jeep, Molokai microlite and an Andy cameo. We still have the 1994 and 1996 movies, the last two, to watch and confirm.
As usual, some feds are after some drug dealers. The twist is that there is gold in the involved from a civil war. The drug dealer finds out and wants some of that. The scenes are pretty flat and uninteresting but the stand out performance is by the main villain. He was so bad at ever line he delivered. It was like he lost a bet and didn’t want to be there. Andy-the-one-take-wonder obvious was asleep in the directors chair and didn’t inspire any energy. It was the best worst performance we’ve ever seen. It strange that it was so bad because Andy loved him so much that he put him in 10 or 11 of the 12 movies. Oh and the feds are a trio of a gay couple and a lady. The have exposition in the pool. In fact, they stop an investigation to get to this pool. I don’t remember much because Rodrigo, the bad guy, was so hilariously bad.
No planes that blow up, no radio controlled toys. Do not watch if you don’t like being bored. Who am I kidding? If you’re reading this shit, you obviously love shit movies and you will watch it.